Help me help you

Listen, folks. I've got stuff, you want stuff. Let's make this happen.

I'm leaving for Boulder on Friday and need to get rid of anything I can't fit in my car. This is a fire sale! Two days only! If you're interested in anything, give me a call at 678-386-9175.

Old wood bed with box spring/mattress (and sheets and pillows if you want). Queen I believe. I paid $100 for it at a yard sale. So, let's say $50.

Nice little nightstand. Comes with an assortment of unused condoms and a pack of cigarettes. $10.

Sizable corner desk. In pretty good condition, but will require a little disassembly/reassembly. Originally over $200. Let's say $35.

Decent desk chair. Nothing crazy, but it works. $10.

Worthless bookshelf. $3. Or free.

Little lamp. $5. Or free.

Desk lamp. $4. Or free.

All these prices are negotiable. I just need these things out of my house by tomorrow. So if you want something I'll probably just give it to you if you ask.